Why did I wear this? I must have gotten cocky to try and wear every single widening, leg-shortening thing I own all at once - without any traditionally flattering things to combat them.
Flats? Check. Mid-calf boots? Check. High contrast between boots and legs? Check. Big, billowy hip thing? Check. Pant-semisheer-top-bra grinning situation that draws the eye straight to my gut? Check and check.
I felt so. darn. uncomfortable. all. day. Super glad to be home!
FWIW, here was my on-the-job inspiration, although at least this one has a heel!: